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I'm Just Checking My Birth Certificate Funny Dog Hoodie
I'm Just Checking My Birth Certificate Funny Dog Hoodie

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I'm Just Checking My Birth Certificate Funny Dog Hoodie
I’m Just Checking My Birth Certificate, Because Some People Think I Was Born Yesterday hoodie is perfect for the sassy dog lover who’s tired of the nonsense. Featuring a hilarious cartoon pup serving side-eye realness, this tee brings the attitude and the laughs. Soft, comfy, and paws-itively cheeky — it's your new go-to when you're feeling done with the humans. Perfect for those days when you’re sweet but salty. Whether you're walking your dog or dodging drama, this comfy hoodie says it all... with a wag and a wink.
I'm Just Checking My Birth Certificate Funny Dog Hoodie is printed in USA
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
I’m Just Checking My Birth Certificate, Because Some People Think I Was Born Yesterday hoodie is perfect for the sassy dog lover who’s tired of the nonsense. Featuring a hilarious cartoon pup serving side-eye realness, this tee brings the attitude and the laughs. Soft, comfy, and paws-itively cheeky — it's your new go-to when you're feeling done with the humans. Perfect for those days when you’re sweet but salty. Whether you're walking your dog or dodging drama, this comfy hoodie says it all... with a wag and a wink.
I'm Just Checking My Birth Certificate Funny Dog Hoodie is printed in USA
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 27 | 20 |
M | 28 | 22 |
L | 29 | 24 |
XL | 30 | 26 |
2XL | 31 | 28 |
3XL | 32 | 30 |









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