10 Funny Shirts for Dog Moms That Totally Get You
Paws Are GoodIf you're a proud dog mom with a sense of humor (and probably some dog hair on your clothes right now), this one’s for you. At Paws Are Good, we believe being a dog mom isn’t just a lifestyle but we believe that it’s a full-blown personality trait.
Whether your pup is your emotional support animal, your best friend, or your unpaid personal trainer (hello 6 AM potty walks) we strongly believe that you deserve to laugh about the chaos.
We’ve rounded up the funniest shirts for dog moms that capture the real dog parent experience. Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe click “add to cart” once or twice.
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1. “So Apparently I’m Not Allowed to Adopt All the Dogs. Rude But OK.”
For the dog mom with 17 rescue tabs open at all times.
This tee is equal parts sass and compassion. It's the perfect funny dog mom shirt to wear to the shelter, the dog park, or just while doom-scrolling Petfinder.
2. “I Thought I Retired But Now I Work For My Dog”
Because retirement is just code for becoming your dog’s full-time butler.
Whether you're dishing out treats or chauffeuring your pup to the groomer, this hilarious shirt keeps it real for dog moms of leisure.
3. “I Didn’t Fart. I Blew You a Kiss.”
Classy? No. Hysterical? Absolutely.
If your dog has gas-seduction techniques then this tee turns their stinky habit into comic gold. A great gift for funny dog moms who can laugh through anything.
4. “Sorry I’m Late, My Dog Had to Poop.”
We’ve all been there.
This tee is basically a public service announcement for every dog mom who has sprinted home mid-walk or done the "poop bag shuffle" in the dark.
5. “Dogs Should Be Tax Deductible”
IRS, are you listening?
If you’re spending more on your pup than your car payment (we see you, BarkBox addicts), this shirt says what every dog parent is thinking.
6. “When I Die, the Dog Gets Everything”
Who else deserves the house, the couch, and the secret snack drawer?
This funny shirt is ideal for dog moms who treat their pups like their firstborn… or their only child.
7. “Silence Is Golden… Unless You Have a Goldendoodle”
Calling all doodle parents!
This one hits home for anyone raising a curly-haired chaos gremlin. If you have a talkative, zoomie-happy fur baby, this tee is a must.
8. “Anti-Social Dog Moms Club”
The only club worth joining.
Perfect for introverted dog moms who’d rather hang with their four-legged soulmate than make small talk with humans. We get you.
9. “My House Isn’t Messy, It’s Custom Designed by Dogs”
Dog hair is a neutral.
This funny tee is for the dog moms who have accepted their fate: Yes, imaging toys everywhere, paw prints on everything, and somehow always a treat in your pocket.
10. “Happy Pills” Dog Mom T-Shirt
Side effects include tail wags and unconditional love.
This cute and clever tee turns your pups into your daily dose of serotonin sounds funny as no prescription required.
Why Funny Shirts for Dog Moms Are Always in Style
Dog moms love to represent their fur babies and at PawsAreGood.com, we strongly believe that humor is the best way to do it.
Whether you’re shopping for yourself or looking for the perfect gift, a funny dog mom shirt lets the world know where your heart (and your hairbrush) really belongs.
All of these shirts are:
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Soft and comfy for everyday wear
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Designed by dog lovers, for dog lovers
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Great conversation starters (especially at the dog park!)
Life’s too short to wear boring clothes especially when you live with a creature who barks at squirrels and zooms through your living room at 2 AM.
These funny shirts for dog moms are more than just stylish they’re a celebration of the wild, messy, hilarious joy that comes with being owned by a dog.
You may also like our top 8 dog mom hats and dog lovers hoodies.
So go ahead, wear your dog mom status with pride and maybe pick up two. One to wear, and one for when your dog inevitably slobbers on it. Most importantly, when you shop at PawsAreGood.com portion of net profit we donate to animal shelters to help feed animals in need.
Help Us Save Paws in Need 🐾❤️
Give Them Another Chance at Life! Shop to help give food, water and shelter to animals in need. When you purchase dog mom gifts and apparel from PawsAreGood.com, you are also helping shelter animals.
